Pictures of Howard's Hamptons Home Interiors - a revisit.

[beaniemac]

I saw this on reddit whent he pics were posted on his designer's website, but I'm sure howard was FURIOUS when these leaked.


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Also, you can see part of the bowling alley that was briefly mentioned on the show in the first pic. AND in the pic of the room with the TV, you can see one of howard's book covers on the shelf and in the bedroom, there is an open magazine that shows an article about beth on it.

 

[Sara]

A fireplace in the grand foyer.

From the foyer, you can see the sprawling front yard that used to be a pond. I wonder how many species of aquatic life he killed filling it in.

 

[Sara]

In dining room #4 with the round table, you can see the dark wood buffet table that Beth sat on naked (for a Photo By Howard shoot) and the slug trail she left behind.

 

[YodaQuiversStern]

Ugly.

 

[Deleted member 78]

So cold and uninviting.

 

[Honkey Donkey]

So cold and uninviting.

Evil people live in places like that

 

[beaniemac]

can someone tell me again why howard berates scott the engineer for bowling???

 

[Honkey Donkey]

Is there a room where all the wigs are stored ?

 

[monique]

There isn't a drop of homey-ness in that entire place, no wonder they are both always so fucking cold...

 

[Benjamen]

Oversized nautical rope wallpaper on the ceiling just screams "call me the American Nightmare." You can tell a true rock 'n roller lives here.

 

[beaniemac]

There isn't a drop of homey-ness in that entire place, no wonder they are both always so fucking cold...

well when you've got 20K square feet for just two people, how homey can it be???

my house is about 3500 total sq ft and that feels pretty big for a family of 4 to me. I can't imagine how it is for howard/beth. hell, howard's manhattan penthouse is more than double the size of my house in a high rise, which is mindblowing.

 

[Deleted member 78]

Oversized nautical rope wallpaper on the ceiling just screams "call me the American Nightmare." You can tell a true rock 'n roller lives here.

It screams MOM CAVES :Shickbeef:

 

[beaniemac]

Oversized nautical rope wallpaper on the ceiling just screams "call me the American Nightmare." You can tell a true rock 'n roller lives here.

howard shows his "metal mania" persona in the pics of the basement with the bowling alley complete with guitars on the wall and numerous platinum pieces of vinyl.

 

[Codeine]

Howard Stern = Extremely Overpaid Piece Of Untalented Shit Who Stole Money Off The Backs Of Ex-Employees & Current Employees.

That's what I think of his houses.

 

[Benjamen]

It's a shame that Howard and Uncle Don don't allow Beth to post pictures of the house beyond the foster room or her closet. She should be able to brag a little and show the world the rewards of hard work.

 

[Honkey Donkey]

Howard Stern = Extremely Overpaid Piece Of Untalented Shit Who Stole Money Off The Backs Of Ex-Employees & Current Employees.

That's what I think of his houses.

One bowling ball could pay JDs rent for the month . Think of how much a fake wooden fireplace fish goes for . The Wig needs all the marbows though .

 

[Honkey Donkey]

Even if I had his money I wouldn't have a faggy looking joint like that . You can tell he hired a homo to decorate it .

 

[Benjamen]

Even if I had his money I wouldn't have a faggy looking joint like that . You can tell he hired a homo to decorate it .

Obviously not the same guy he hired to decorate his apartment in New York after he separated from Alison. He used to boast about how masculine it was, with its metal prison toilets and cool skull decorations.

 

[reno]

The furniture looks expensive. I bet the furniture in one room would be more money than JD would make in a lifetime.

 

[reno]

Why do rich people always have to have such gaudy taste. I guess it's look at me, look at me, my kichen chair is worth more than your entire house!

 

[ScottBaiosPenis]

it has no fucking class,its like boca di beppo decorations in your home

 

[QList]

I know @O V and @Gary_Puppet also has some Howard household pics as well

 

[beaniemac]

Obviously not the same guy he hired to decorate his apartment in New York after he separated from Alison. He used to boast about how masculine it was, with its metal prison toilets and cool skull decorations.

the prison toilets and urinals might sound like a good idea, til you realize you're taking a shit on a cold metal bowl with no toilet seat. I'm sure he changed them all to TOTO toilets as much as he plugs them.

 

[beaniemac]

Why do rich people always have to have such gaudy taste. I guess it's look at me, look at me, my kichen chair is worth more than your entire house!

I dont think it's rich people. I believe it's those "new" rich people that tend to be so ostentatious. remember how howard used to chastize ronnie for having such TERRIBLE taste in EVERYTHING?

 

[Benjamen]

the prison toilets and urinals might sound like a good idea, til you realize you're taking a shit on a cold metal bowl with no toilet seat. I'm sure he changed them all to TOTO toilets as much as he plugs them.

Prison toilets never sounded like a good idea.

 

[beaniemac]

Prison toilets never sounded like a good idea.

maybe he was going for some kinda industrial loft type look with exposed brick, and HVAC on the ceilings. perhaps the prison toilets fit in with all that.

 

[lisac37]

The house itself is nice but most of the decorating is so gaudy and ugly.

 

[Cookie]

everything is just "too much"
Like they had to cram as much on there that cost as much money as possible.
A place perfect for two cunts to live

 

[Skipnoid]

Oversized nautical rope wallpaper on the ceiling just screams "call me the American Nightmare." You can tell a true rock 'n roller lives here.

I noticed the seams are perfect ... I'm thinking it's probably painted on.

 

[Skipnoid]

well when you've got 20K square feet for just two people, how homey can it be???

my house is about 3500 total sq ft and that feels pretty big for a family of 4 to me. I can't imagine how it is for howard/beth. hell, howard's manhattan penthouse is more than double the size of my house in a high rise, which is mindblowing.

3500SF is a pretty big house!