Stuttering John's new alternative approach to comedy

[Fudgicle]

He'd make you buy him lunch afterward.

I'd give money to ISIS before I'd give it to that slobbering b.o. machine.

 

[Fudgicle]

Suzanner is pounding on his door every day looking for child support payments.
A guy's gotta do what he's gotta do to make money.

Correction: Suzanna's new husband is looking for the child support. They should've put that guy's name on the court papers cuz he's the reason Suzanna's finally getting this mongoloid off her payroll.

 

[exFan]

Why hasn't John learned to correctly say "Susanne"?.. her name can't really be "SusannER".. can it?

 

[Craven Moorehead]

-The saddest thing in life is wasted talent...
-The 2nd saddest thing in life is when the talentless THINK they're talented...