When God doesn't want you to play soccer...

[xavier]

Soccer player struck by lightning...

goal goal goal goal goal goal goal goal goal!





A teenage soccer player had to fight for his life after being struck by a lightning bolt on a pitch in Moscow this month ... and the terrifying incident was all caught on video.

The footballer, ID'd as 16-year-old Ivan Zaborovsky, was warming up for a workout around the penalty box ... when suddenly, a crack of lightning shot down from the sky and exploded on him.

 

[Stew Nod]

Boom

 

[Buttfucker 3000]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dick Fitzwell]

Shocking

 

[Shortwave98]

That was captain America. He doesn't like Europeans using the term "football" for soccer.

 

[Father O'Blivion]

 

[Skipnoid]

He seemed nice.

 

[Skipnoid]

PeeWeeSki

 

[Fishysausage]

More proof that God’s an American

 

[Gitfiddle]

That lightning bolt barely touched him. He's faking injury just like every other pussy soccer player.

 

[PattonWrinkles]

Last time we got zapped Bubbles got an erection thast wouldnt go away until teh shed burned down

 

[A Mysterious Man]

Soccer player struck by lightning...

goal goal goal goal goal goal goal goal goal!





A teenage soccer player had to fight for his life after being struck by a lightning bolt on a pitch in Moscow this month ... and the terrifying incident was all caught on video.

The footballer, ID'd as 16-year-old Ivan Zaborovsky, was warming up for a workout around the penalty box ... when suddenly, a crack of lightning shot down from the sky and exploded on him.

That deserves a red card.

 

[xavier]

That deserves a red card.

Clearly a flop

 

[garytooth78]

 

[reno]

God don’t want him yet, man. He’s got more feet to taste.

 

[xavier]

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[TIgerLily]

I’m too ADD today to watch.

Did he pretend he was in agony, leave on a stretcher and get back up 2 minutes later and run the field ?

 

[The Brambles]

 

[Ghost of Artie's Nose]

Is the soccer ball alright?

 

[Hugh Jasol]

My fav soccer pic

 

[Maxwell Reynolds]

Only exciting thing that ever happened in a soccer game

 

[xavier]

Is the soccer ball alright?

It rubbed dirt in its wound

 

[Rocinante]

Last time we got zapped Bubbles got an erection thast wouldnt go away until teh shed burned down

@Poppa Wrinkles got zapped and was split into @Sparkles & Bubbles.

 

[PattonWrinkles]

@Poppa Wrinkles got zapped and was split into @Sparkles & Bubbles.

*twice.

 

[Buttfucker 3000]

My fav soccer pic

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who the hell has a favorite soccer pic?

 

[Artieisgod]

Even God hates soccer.

 

[Honkey Donkey]